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It’s Warm, So Men……

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 Dear men, It is warming up outside. Now, the Bible is clear that modesty is essential, and that lust of the heart is the same as adultery. So I implore you to remember that even though you are hot, it doesn’t mean that modesty goes out the open window. For the sake of your sisters in Christ, please don’t uncover yourself as the weather increases in temperature.  Just because you are hot doesn’t mean you can mow the yard in a tank top, showing off your arms and shoulders. Or, heaven forbid, without a shirt at all… and let’s not forget to mention swimming. There is absolutely no reason you can’t swim with a shirt on. A dark shirt preferably. And keep a towel handy because your wet clothing suctioned to your body when you come out of the water is hard to resist staring at. And while we are at it, I recommend a plastic jock strap under your swim trunks…. Trust me. Just…trust me.  Remember that your sisters need to guard our eyes, so posting pictures of yourself in the gym, a...